Bernard, Natalie & Diamond Dave-Psychic
Hello everybody. Let's talk boxing. So Bernard Hopkins (46-3-1) is protesting/appealing the judges score from Saturday nights loss to Jermain Taylor (24-0). It was a split decision with judge Duane Ford giving the final round to Taylor and the loss to BH.
Boo-fuckin hoo Bernie....why did you let it come down to that? It's all on you and your performance in the previous rounds. In the first eight rounds you landed on average five punches per round. Your opponent landed an average of nine per round. Are you kidding me? Bernard, if you would have been the executioner those previous eight rounds it wouldn't have come down to Mr. Fords scorecard. We can't control others, only ourselves. You BH have your fate in your hands whenever you step between the ropes and you blew it.
My advice....sorry too late for DD's help cause you've already embare-ASSED yourself with this appeal. If you ever find yourself in the same situation, do this Bernie. Make some excuse for yourself, suck up the loss while kissing your opponents ass, then in the rematch embare-ASS him! Use the popcorn kernel shell excuse. You know those little slivers of brownish stuff that come from popcorn and they get wedged down in between your gum and tooth. You can feel that shit with your tongue, feels like a brick. If you're lucky you pop it out with the end of your drink straw or your finger but usually you have to wait until you get home and get that bad boy out with your toothbrush. In the meantime you drive yourself crazy contorting your tongue, digging at it, digging at it. If you're at a movie, forget it....you will have no recollection of the film you just paid nine-fifty to see. You keep digging at it, digging at it. So tell HBO after the fight, you had one of those popcorn thingy shells in your gum for eight rounds and couldn't concentrate.
I'm oldschool, so I do think the judging of the fight was odd but I can't single out Duane Ford. Back in the day, a challenger had to take the title away from the champ. Judges gave the decision to the champ if it was close, kinda like the benefit of the doubt went to him. After all, he is DEFENDING the title. The challenger's task was to be aggressive, go after it, show he is better than the champ. If it came down to the last round and the champ had never touched the canvas, save for a last round knock-out, the champ retains the crown because....he's the champ. So, in this case Bernard should have won on the cards. Obviously, Taylor didn't do enough to take it away from Hopkins if he's only landing nine shots per round. In a perfect world I guess...
Hey, have you guys checked out LPGA hottie Natalie Gulbis? Type her name into a search engine and check her out. I don't know if she has game....I really don't care if she does cause I don't keep up with chick games (except beach volleyball). Speaking of LPGA I was so glad Michelle Wie lost her chance to play in the Masters. Her and Annika can stay right where they are in the golfing world food chain. Until they win EVERY LPGA event they enter, they have no business showing up dudes. It's bad for our gender...
Finally, last week I wrote that Lance wouldn't win the Tour de France this year because of Sheryl and her sweet ass. I also wrote Tiger was also inflicted with "low testosterone due to frequent ejaculations" and the infliction was screwing up his golf game. Well, lets see...Tiger won the British, leading wire to wire and as of this writing Lance is positioned to win his 7th Tour.
It always happens to me. Whatever I say, the opposite happens. What the hell am I supposed to do? I'm gonna do the reverse psycho thing. If I really want something to happen, I'm gonna write or say the opposite from now on. Got it?
The Padres are gonna end up in the cellar of the NL west, a losing streak to end all losing streaks. The Dolphins aren't gonna win any games this year. Phil Jackson will be fired after the Lakers worst season ever unfolds. The war In Iraq will go on for years. Hillary will be the next president.
Actually, this is what happened with the whole Lance, Tiger thing last week. While I was writing last week I was eating popcorn...
Hello everybody. Let's talk boxing. So Bernard Hopkins (46-3-1) is protesting/appealing the judges score from Saturday nights loss to Jermain Taylor (24-0). It was a split decision with judge Duane Ford giving the final round to Taylor and the loss to BH.
Boo-fuckin hoo Bernie....why did you let it come down to that? It's all on you and your performance in the previous rounds. In the first eight rounds you landed on average five punches per round. Your opponent landed an average of nine per round. Are you kidding me? Bernard, if you would have been the executioner those previous eight rounds it wouldn't have come down to Mr. Fords scorecard. We can't control others, only ourselves. You BH have your fate in your hands whenever you step between the ropes and you blew it.
My advice....sorry too late for DD's help cause you've already embare-ASSED yourself with this appeal. If you ever find yourself in the same situation, do this Bernie. Make some excuse for yourself, suck up the loss while kissing your opponents ass, then in the rematch embare-ASS him! Use the popcorn kernel shell excuse. You know those little slivers of brownish stuff that come from popcorn and they get wedged down in between your gum and tooth. You can feel that shit with your tongue, feels like a brick. If you're lucky you pop it out with the end of your drink straw or your finger but usually you have to wait until you get home and get that bad boy out with your toothbrush. In the meantime you drive yourself crazy contorting your tongue, digging at it, digging at it. If you're at a movie, forget it....you will have no recollection of the film you just paid nine-fifty to see. You keep digging at it, digging at it. So tell HBO after the fight, you had one of those popcorn thingy shells in your gum for eight rounds and couldn't concentrate.
I'm oldschool, so I do think the judging of the fight was odd but I can't single out Duane Ford. Back in the day, a challenger had to take the title away from the champ. Judges gave the decision to the champ if it was close, kinda like the benefit of the doubt went to him. After all, he is DEFENDING the title. The challenger's task was to be aggressive, go after it, show he is better than the champ. If it came down to the last round and the champ had never touched the canvas, save for a last round knock-out, the champ retains the crown because....he's the champ. So, in this case Bernard should have won on the cards. Obviously, Taylor didn't do enough to take it away from Hopkins if he's only landing nine shots per round. In a perfect world I guess...
Hey, have you guys checked out LPGA hottie Natalie Gulbis? Type her name into a search engine and check her out. I don't know if she has game....I really don't care if she does cause I don't keep up with chick games (except beach volleyball). Speaking of LPGA I was so glad Michelle Wie lost her chance to play in the Masters. Her and Annika can stay right where they are in the golfing world food chain. Until they win EVERY LPGA event they enter, they have no business showing up dudes. It's bad for our gender...
Finally, last week I wrote that Lance wouldn't win the Tour de France this year because of Sheryl and her sweet ass. I also wrote Tiger was also inflicted with "low testosterone due to frequent ejaculations" and the infliction was screwing up his golf game. Well, lets see...Tiger won the British, leading wire to wire and as of this writing Lance is positioned to win his 7th Tour.
It always happens to me. Whatever I say, the opposite happens. What the hell am I supposed to do? I'm gonna do the reverse psycho thing. If I really want something to happen, I'm gonna write or say the opposite from now on. Got it?
The Padres are gonna end up in the cellar of the NL west, a losing streak to end all losing streaks. The Dolphins aren't gonna win any games this year. Phil Jackson will be fired after the Lakers worst season ever unfolds. The war In Iraq will go on for years. Hillary will be the next president.
Actually, this is what happened with the whole Lance, Tiger thing last week. While I was writing last week I was eating popcorn...
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