This post is graphic in nature, viewer discretion is advised.....
Hello everybody. In the sports world Lance won again, the NHL is back, NFL training camps are opening, my beloved (and bad) Reds are in town taking on the Padres who have a two game lead in the NL west (bad as well). But this week I don't want to write about sports. Other matters are on my mind, namely porn.
I had a discussion last week with my neighbor. She's 35, two kids, second marriage, petite and cute, not my type. We started talking about things we did when we were younger. The fellas and I used to sneak into an X-rated drive-in theatre. Occasionally we'd get busted and escorted out. That opened up the can-o-porn worms. I went on to say I still watch porn and my wife knows it. How much I see she doesn't know.....but it's all good. Hell, she's the beneficiary of my porn consumption. I use it like a kind of viagra let's say. Very effective, mucho cheaper. I digress. So my neighbor gives me one of those disgusted looks like I'm the white MJ (whiter) and says to me "watching porn is just as bad as cheating".
WHAT? It wasn't the "porn is degrading to women" card, it wasn't the "porn cheapens sex" card. It is cheating, adultery, fuckin' around behind her back. I knew going in she didn't approve of hubby watching it, he had already told me. But I didn't know why. I was floored and decided to not debate the issue with her. "Oh really.....what are you guys gonna do this weekend? So the next day I'm talking to a filmschool buddy back east. He's 49, second marriage, at first glance seems conservative but really has a wild streak in him. I recount for him the horror spewed from my neighbors lips. Silence. Then "yeah, my wife feels the same."
WHAT? My poor friend. Later I wonder just how many women feel that way? It's no fuckin' wonder the divorce rate is like 60 percent. Jesus, how low can a persons self-esteem go to be threatened by IMAGES? If you're a chick and you agree with this concept of watching porn is cheating, you need to run to the nearest therapist for help. And I'd be willing to bet money your marriage is on the rocks and/or you've already been through a divorce. That would be like me telling my wife she can't watch the Oxygen network anymore. Or no more TLC shows about interior design, make-overs, or fashion police telling people how stupid they look in the clothes they buy. Give me a few grrr to update my wardrobe and I promise I'll look good too. Target just doesn't have the selection to make me into a chick magnet. I digress.
So talk to me fellas. How many of you are married or dating a girl who feels so strongly about porn? Let Diamond Dave know and I'll include you in my prayers....after I finish watching "Debbie Does Dallas 6"
Hello everybody. In the sports world Lance won again, the NHL is back, NFL training camps are opening, my beloved (and bad) Reds are in town taking on the Padres who have a two game lead in the NL west (bad as well). But this week I don't want to write about sports. Other matters are on my mind, namely porn.
I had a discussion last week with my neighbor. She's 35, two kids, second marriage, petite and cute, not my type. We started talking about things we did when we were younger. The fellas and I used to sneak into an X-rated drive-in theatre. Occasionally we'd get busted and escorted out. That opened up the can-o-porn worms. I went on to say I still watch porn and my wife knows it. How much I see she doesn't know.....but it's all good. Hell, she's the beneficiary of my porn consumption. I use it like a kind of viagra let's say. Very effective, mucho cheaper. I digress. So my neighbor gives me one of those disgusted looks like I'm the white MJ (whiter) and says to me "watching porn is just as bad as cheating".
WHAT? It wasn't the "porn is degrading to women" card, it wasn't the "porn cheapens sex" card. It is cheating, adultery, fuckin' around behind her back. I knew going in she didn't approve of hubby watching it, he had already told me. But I didn't know why. I was floored and decided to not debate the issue with her. "Oh really.....what are you guys gonna do this weekend? So the next day I'm talking to a filmschool buddy back east. He's 49, second marriage, at first glance seems conservative but really has a wild streak in him. I recount for him the horror spewed from my neighbors lips. Silence. Then "yeah, my wife feels the same."
WHAT? My poor friend. Later I wonder just how many women feel that way? It's no fuckin' wonder the divorce rate is like 60 percent. Jesus, how low can a persons self-esteem go to be threatened by IMAGES? If you're a chick and you agree with this concept of watching porn is cheating, you need to run to the nearest therapist for help. And I'd be willing to bet money your marriage is on the rocks and/or you've already been through a divorce. That would be like me telling my wife she can't watch the Oxygen network anymore. Or no more TLC shows about interior design, make-overs, or fashion police telling people how stupid they look in the clothes they buy. Give me a few grrr to update my wardrobe and I promise I'll look good too. Target just doesn't have the selection to make me into a chick magnet. I digress.
So talk to me fellas. How many of you are married or dating a girl who feels so strongly about porn? Let Diamond Dave know and I'll include you in my prayers....after I finish watching "Debbie Does Dallas 6"
posted by Dave Diamond | 2:48 PM
1 Comments:
Ya know, if you call a spade a spade...we all have needs, and I'd rather her get off watching Finding Penisland than screwing another dude...
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