Dan Da Man, Jay and Porn part deux
Hello everyone. Sorry I got a little behind. My house is just a few miles from the ocean and we don't have air conditioning-just ceiling fans. Last week it got so hot here in SoCal I just couldn't get myself into the office to write. Hell, it must've been near 80 with humidity in the high 20's. It's true, we're spoiled by the great weather but we pay for it. We have the highest gas prices in the country (89 oct $2.80 gal.), real estate is outta control, fuckin' tourists everywhere! The price we pay for 350 days of sunshine.
Dan Marino was inducted into the pro football hall of fame yesterday. Jets fan, I know you didn't LIKE him, but I know you guys RESPECT him. Me, I'm a life-long Fins fan. From the 71 playoff game with the Chiefs, I love the aqua and orange. I'm not gonna go on and on about Fins players but I do think Dan is a class act. He stayed loyal to Miami, never held out, put up incredible numbers with no defense and no running game. Yeah, he slipped when he accepted an office job with the Dolphins then backed out a few days later but the guy is an incredible passer and a great man.
The man who followed Dan as QB in Miami is now a Jet. Jay Fiedler is listed second on the Jets QB roster behind Chad Pennington. Oh by the way, Ty Law is a Jet as well. Yes! I hope you guys win the division if the Fins can't. Enough Patriots already.....I digress, back to Jay. The man had a winning record as starting QB of the Dolphins. He played hurt, he wouldn't hesitate to run with the ball, what the hell? A.J. Feel- whatever, and Gus Fer- whatever are supposed to be the leaders of my team? PLEASE.... I bleed aqua and orange but I hope this happens. Pennington's shoulder forces him to sit out. Fiedler takes over the team and the N.Y. Jets win the Super Bowl with Jay named MVP with 3 td's, 2 passing, 1 running. I'm serious. Jet fan if Fiedler does have to come in, don't worry. You're in good hands. As for Miami, Gus show me what your journeyman ass has learned over the years and A.J.....YOU SUCK!!!
Last week I told you about my neighbor who believes if her husband looks at porn he is cheating on her. I just want to set the record straight, porn is not for everybody. I'm not proposing we tar and feather those who don't like porn though it is a good idea. If a man would rather watch porn and jerk off than to be with his wife or girlfriend....well he should seek help quickly. But there is a place for porn in our male lives. Us males are visual. We respond to visual stimulation. Women are more visceral, their imaginations, their "minds eye" stimulate them. Hence, romance novels. "He slid his manhood into her love muffin...." whatever. So guys, if your woman doesn't want you to look at porn, tell her you don't want her to read those small paperbacks she has laying around.
Obviously, it's a self-esteem issue with chicks. Perhaps my man next door should attempt to pump up his wife instead of ragging on her....which he does. Trust me, he gets chances to check out online porn and he does. It's just ashamed he has to do it behind her back....NOT REALLY!
Hello everyone. Sorry I got a little behind. My house is just a few miles from the ocean and we don't have air conditioning-just ceiling fans. Last week it got so hot here in SoCal I just couldn't get myself into the office to write. Hell, it must've been near 80 with humidity in the high 20's. It's true, we're spoiled by the great weather but we pay for it. We have the highest gas prices in the country (89 oct $2.80 gal.), real estate is outta control, fuckin' tourists everywhere! The price we pay for 350 days of sunshine.
Dan Marino was inducted into the pro football hall of fame yesterday. Jets fan, I know you didn't LIKE him, but I know you guys RESPECT him. Me, I'm a life-long Fins fan. From the 71 playoff game with the Chiefs, I love the aqua and orange. I'm not gonna go on and on about Fins players but I do think Dan is a class act. He stayed loyal to Miami, never held out, put up incredible numbers with no defense and no running game. Yeah, he slipped when he accepted an office job with the Dolphins then backed out a few days later but the guy is an incredible passer and a great man.
The man who followed Dan as QB in Miami is now a Jet. Jay Fiedler is listed second on the Jets QB roster behind Chad Pennington. Oh by the way, Ty Law is a Jet as well. Yes! I hope you guys win the division if the Fins can't. Enough Patriots already.....I digress, back to Jay. The man had a winning record as starting QB of the Dolphins. He played hurt, he wouldn't hesitate to run with the ball, what the hell? A.J. Feel- whatever, and Gus Fer- whatever are supposed to be the leaders of my team? PLEASE.... I bleed aqua and orange but I hope this happens. Pennington's shoulder forces him to sit out. Fiedler takes over the team and the N.Y. Jets win the Super Bowl with Jay named MVP with 3 td's, 2 passing, 1 running. I'm serious. Jet fan if Fiedler does have to come in, don't worry. You're in good hands. As for Miami, Gus show me what your journeyman ass has learned over the years and A.J.....YOU SUCK!!!
Last week I told you about my neighbor who believes if her husband looks at porn he is cheating on her. I just want to set the record straight, porn is not for everybody. I'm not proposing we tar and feather those who don't like porn though it is a good idea. If a man would rather watch porn and jerk off than to be with his wife or girlfriend....well he should seek help quickly. But there is a place for porn in our male lives. Us males are visual. We respond to visual stimulation. Women are more visceral, their imaginations, their "minds eye" stimulate them. Hence, romance novels. "He slid his manhood into her love muffin...." whatever. So guys, if your woman doesn't want you to look at porn, tell her you don't want her to read those small paperbacks she has laying around.
Obviously, it's a self-esteem issue with chicks. Perhaps my man next door should attempt to pump up his wife instead of ragging on her....which he does. Trust me, he gets chances to check out online porn and he does. It's just ashamed he has to do it behind her back....NOT REALLY!
posted by Dave Diamond | 10:04 AM
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